How To Choose Real Soon: Clarity & Cohesion
Now comes the fun part. You made the visit to our website, saw our adorable faces, and are ready to enthrall two nerds into purchasing their product because you want to take the next steps in self-care. We are here to welcome you with open (and properly scented) armpits and all. Unsure of how to choose between our universes, or between a scent for her or him? This guide will have everything covered.
Although traditionally, most fashion houses would have you believe only one gender could be caught purchasing the perfume/scent entailed for them, nowadays we would like to (un-politely) refuse any sort of boundary, and actively encourage you to purchase whichever scent you want, regardless of gender assignment. There is no detriment, only a difference in texture and buildup of aroma. Our website is split up only to make selections easier for our customers, but we gladly encourage our sweeter aromas to be worn by those macho men who think they are too good for anybody, and for the women to smell like an Elden King as much as they want.
The main difference in selection between our gendered universes is that a fragrance’s top scent, so the one that makes up the initial note you inhale, is what “separates” our products from one another. Our Verisimilitude will be on the woodier side with hints of citrus, while our Ranger’s Valor is chock full of surprises and shifts due to its intense mixture of top scents.
Truthfully, we split up our product lines like this. DC, Marvel, and Lord of The Rings are our three mainstays when it comes to universes that we cover. Due to the widespread demand, near an unlimited host of landscapes, and colorful characters, we (regretfully) settled to focus on these three for the immediate future.
A scent profile is the complete composition of a scent, from its hints (smaller, less notable aroma) to its prevalent notes (greater, withstanding aroma).
Our scent profiles vary from universe to universe, so here is a quick reference guide to help you make a wise and heroic choice in your endeavor.
DC: Superior, Inquisitive, Bravado
Detective Comics Incorporated. Containing some of the darkest and most tragic fictional backstories to ever originate, they were our first choice when thinking of who to model our brand after. Superman (of course, we love the guy), but past that, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash. All people with horrible grievances that underlie a dutiful sense to serve their citizens. It was only natural that we give our DC line the same outlook. DC will have your simplest scents in terms of makeup, think 3 or 4 unique oils tops. What it lacks in complexity, it more than makes up for in quality. All of these scents will contain higher saturation than any of the other lines, with notes that linger for up to two full days, guaranteed. We strove to prepare them in smaller batches as a result, and that meant something that could weather any storm. For any first impression, choose DC. You will draw every head in the room and have your pick of ignoring them too.
Marvel: Passionate, Sweet, Fulfilling
Marvel is a company built on having its heroes blend into its everyday stories. There is a sense of relatability not present anywhere else there. You think of Spiderman, you can even think of yourself behind the mask (tragic backstory NOT included). Our Marvel scents are layered with a different type of sugar in each one, a synthetic note of sugar that adds a real wide-eyed feel to the product. What these synthetics do is accentuate any dormant tones of sweetness in the other ingredients and provide a more stylized scent to newcomers. In short, if you really wanted to smell like a bakery, you could get really close with a scent from our Marvel line. They are most enjoyed by our younger customers, preferably those going clubbing overseas or trying to spice up their romance. They are not as forthcoming as the DC line, so you will have to make sure you get more than the recommended amount of spritzes in (think 5-7). Should you want to be the most pleasing person in your informal encounters, lead yourself to buy from this line.
Lord of The Rings: Provocative, Layered, Refreshing
What more can we say about Lord of The Rings? It has sustained itself as the most enthralling fantasy epic for nearly as long as other comic book companies have been present. All over four books and an epilogue. One author, almost a century back. Solidarity and know-how were certainly at the top of Tolkien’s traits! Our Lord of The Rings scents are the most layered and complex out of any of our lines. Think of those mysterious characters you see crossing the street at times, impeccably dressed with just the lightest smirk on their lips. We want to be like them too. The way we operated with these, we decided that for each character, we would pull directly from the (movie) source. Go to New Zealand, harvest and purchase flora from sustainable producers, and then incorporate that into our designs. They are our most varied and experimental as a result. In fact, our balance is completely off. No really. None of our Lord of The Rings scents have a dominant top scent, we equally mixed each ingredient together. It led to a lot of failures initially, but the silver lining was that we had a more intimate understanding of our composition. As a result, we started using white tea (jasmine) in each of them as a focal point to build off of. What that means is that apart from smelling like the outdoors, there is no limit to what smells we can mix with. Jasmine is attracted to anything! Pick a scent from this line if you want something that is expansive and calming, something that defines the bubble of your presence from all those around you.
Final Note:
When choosing a scent, we agree that it is best to take your time understanding your needs and the placement of the scent in your daily life. Examine your interests and pick accordingly. There is never a right answer, only the one that embodies you the best. We thank you for your time.